Movies: Giuseppe Andrews

  • 2009
    Esoterica

    Esoterica (2009)

    Esoterica

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    "In this vignette oriented piece, a group of people discuss their own often unique perspective on life. Unlike other titles in his canon, Esoterica is completely apropos. Each sequence suggests the inner psychological struggles of seemingly normal pe...

    Esoterica
  • 2003
    Dad's Chicken

    Dad's Chicken (2003)

    Dad's Chicken

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    Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t let him obsessively cut coupons, and he/she fetishizes guns to the point of distraction. His other daughter is a d...

    Dad's Chicken
  • 2007
    Garbanzo Gas

    Garbanzo Gas (2007)

    Garbanzo Gas

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    When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a trip to the slaughterhouse - at least for a few days. Of course, it couldn’t imagine the menagerie of madmen ...

    Garbanzo Gas
  • 2014
    Pregnant With a Swastika

    Pregnant With a Swastika (2014)

    Pregnant With a Swastika

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    Giuseppe plays Bob Dillion, during the writing of the book "Tarantula" who lays an egg containing the ultimate woman...

    Pregnant With a Swastika
  • 2007
    Holiday Weekend

    Holiday Weekend (2007)

    Holiday Weekend

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    Holiday Weekend centers on how people relate to each other. A young couple quibbles over an impulsive decision to steal a coffee machine, while the victimized pair sans Sanka plays an unusual game of affection and abuse. A young man with werewolf-is...

    Holiday Weekend
  • 2014
    Vagrant Womb

    Vagrant Womb (2014)

    Vagrant Womb

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    A film by Giuseppe Andrews....

    Vagrant Womb
  • 2003
    The Date Movie

    The Date Movie (2003)

    The Date Movie

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    “Two wannabe ‘gangsta’ white boys share a trailer – and a case of squirrel-influenced stomach flu. An old man channels the spirit of a horse known as Mr. Ted and writes a hate-filled tome in the steed’s name. Two meth dealers discover a rat in their ...

    The Date Movie
  • 2002
    In Our Garden

    In Our Garden (2002)

    In Our Garden

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    60 year old widow and cystic fibrosis sufferer Daisy (Gayle Wells) hooks up with crack addicted lonely ex-cop Rick (Walt Dongo) in a trailer park romance....

    In Our Garden
  • 2006
    Wiggly

    Wiggly (2006)

    Wiggly

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    a young man faces a horrible dilemma: help his dad with the daily yard sale, or help his mom secure her trailer home. The catch? In order to satisfy his mother, he has to kill his father! (After School Specials cut of Wiggly Harris)...

    Wiggly
  • 2005
    Air Conditioning

    Air Conditioning (2005)

    Air Conditioning

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    Latuga is a desperate woman living a desperate life. Divorced from fancy suit store owner Classe, she is forced to live in a small studio apartment and care for the couple’s ex-heroin addict son Puzo. The boy, obsessed with a toy barbeque pit, is alw...

    Air Conditioning
  • 2004
    Actor

    Actor (2004)

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    Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he played a TV stealing criminal), he spends his days hustling, his nights arguing with his live-in compa...

    Actor
  • 2010
    The Fast

    The Fast (2010)

    The Fast

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    "Pierogi is a recent convert to a raw food diet who wants to fast for 30 days. Naturally, this causes concern among his friends and family, including: a father whose stuck in a psychological warp involving mountain lions and tuxedos; an uncle whose h...

    The Fast
  • 2003
    Utopia Blues

    Utopia Blues (2003)

    Utopia Blues

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    a cop gets fired from his job and becomes homeless along with his son this is one of giuseppe andrews lost films, it was made in 2003 and only got released in pieces via period piece, not much is known about the whereabouts of utopia blues or if any...

    Utopia Blues
  • 2006
    Jacuzzi Rooms

    Jacuzzi Rooms (2006)

    Jacuzzi Rooms

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    Nothing more than a simple set up – four of Andrews’ company getting smashed in a seedy hotel room – this improvised look at men out to party is strangely spellbinding. There are the typical taunts about penis size and sexual prowess, and with liquor...

    Jacuzzi Rooms
  • 2004
    Who Flung Poo

    Who Flung Poo (2004)

    Who Flung Poo

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    An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he hopes to earn a fortune by impregnating his wife and making a "pregnant porn" film....

    Who Flung Poo
  • 2011
    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self (2011)

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self

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    A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review....

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
  • 2014
    Doll Bottle

    Doll Bottle (2014)

    Doll Bottle

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    A Jesus church for the deaf worker, who meets a girl named Frankie through a sex finder website. Her experimentation with robotic sex bugs, and his fears over the crazy pastor of the church interweave with vampire guitar freak outs, sex acid, paper t...

    Doll Bottle
  • 2008
    Schoof

    Schoof (2008)

    Schoof

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    The country is at war over a natural resource. The strange cosmic force known as "Schoof" is slowly making the human race insane. The news has ceased to make sense. "Schoof" has affected each member of Tracy's family, leaving her unaffected. That's w...

    Schoof
  • 2014
    Ninos

    Ninos (2014)

    Ninos

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    A Film by Giuseppe Andrews....

    Ninos
  • 2016
    HOLY DIVER

    HOLY DIVER (2016)

    HOLY DIVER

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    HOLY DIVER