Movies: Giuseppe Andrews

  • 1999
    Touch Me in the Morning

    Touch Me in the Morning (1999)

    Touch Me in the Morning

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    "Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak" mother. "Coney" stumbles through the intricacies of his divorced parents' new relationships, only to ...

    Touch Me in the Morning
  • 2014
    Homo Robot Paradise Slob

    Homo Robot Paradise Slob (2014)

    Homo Robot Paradise Slob

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    A girl named Mandy makes the ultimate companion in the form of a robot. They eat cupcakes, tell stories, and play board games. The robot can’t fill the void like Mandy thought though of her childhood friend Black Magic Higgins...

    Homo Robot Paradise Slob
  • 2005
    Grandpa

    Grandpa (2005)

    Grandpa

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    “After a fall at a local bar, an elderly alcoholic asks his adult grandsons for one last favor. Seems several years ago he took five hookers to a remote hotel suite known as the Pony Room and spent the entire evening satisfying their every need. Now,...

    Grandpa
  • 2004
    5th Wheel

    5th Wheel (2004)

    5th Wheel

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    On his 62nd birthday, confirmed lazybones Herbopolus grabs his nest egg and buys himself a new trailer, a fine 5th Wheel. Now all he has to do is sit back and wait for the Social Security checks to start rolling in. In the meantime, his insane brothe...

    5th Wheel
  • 2016
    HOLY DIVER

    HOLY DIVER (2016)

    HOLY DIVER

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    HOLY DIVER
  • 2016
    Jesus And Time

    Jesus And Time (2016)

    Jesus And Time

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    a dick docudrama about being free from idiots...

    Jesus And Time
  • 2004
    Who Flung Poo

    Who Flung Poo (2004)

    Who Flung Poo

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    An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he hopes to earn a fortune by impregnating his wife and making a "pregnant porn" film....

    Who Flung Poo
  • 2004
    Tater Tots

    Tater Tots (2004)

    Tater Tots

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    Material from this film (as well as other sequences previously shot but never used in other films) were eventually edited into what became Period Piece in 2006....

    Tater Tots
  • 2007
    Cat Piss

    Cat Piss (2007)

    Cat Piss

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    Cat Piss centers on director Andrews’ newfound friendship with resident Wally Lavern. Under the premise that he would live with the man 24/7 and record their “relationship”, Piss provides the kind of retro-realistic view into the world of the margina...

    Cat Piss
  • 2007
    Garbanzo Gas

    Garbanzo Gas (2007)

    Garbanzo Gas

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    When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a trip to the slaughterhouse - at least for a few days. Of course, it couldn’t imagine the menagerie of madmen ...

    Garbanzo Gas
  • 2005
    Gwank

    Gwank (2005)

    Gwank

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    Gregory is having problems with his mom and dad. He’s getting older and more senile by the day. She is sleeping with live-in handyman Richard. Even worse, all have failed dreams and aspirations. Father wanted to be a poet. Mother had visions of being...

    Gwank
  • 2005
    Air Conditioning

    Air Conditioning (2005)

    Air Conditioning

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    Latuga is a desperate woman living a desperate life. Divorced from fancy suit store owner Classe, she is forced to live in a small studio apartment and care for the couple’s ex-heroin addict son Puzo. The boy, obsessed with a toy barbeque pit, is alw...

    Air Conditioning
  • 2008
    Airplane Pillows

    Airplane Pillows (2008)

    Airplane Pillows

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    "Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a strongbox under the house just to be on the safe side. Naturally, this drives her unattended husband ...

    Airplane Pillows
  • 2014
    Coffee Cake

    Coffee Cake (2014)

    Coffee Cake

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    A lonely old lady in a small studio apartment goes out to find companionship. She picks up a soup-bum at the library and brings him back to her place for some coffee cake....

    Coffee Cake
  • 2006
    Period Piece

    Period Piece (2006)

    Period Piece

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    Following multiple plotlines with an unique assortment of tragicomic characters living along the Ventura Highway. There’s the retired police office, broken and homeless after the untimely death of his son during a birthday camping trip. The elderly...

    Period Piece
  • 2016
    g.A. the drug the body makes

    g.A. the drug the body makes (2016)

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    g.A. the drug the body makes
  • 2003
    Dad's Chicken

    Dad's Chicken (2003)

    Dad's Chicken

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    Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t let him obsessively cut coupons, and he/she fetishizes guns to the point of distraction. His other daughter is a d...

    Dad's Chicken
  • 2013
    Tugboat

    Tugboat (2013)

    Tugboat

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    Giuseppe stars as a male prostitute named Mr.America in this supersonic sex dream....

    Tugboat
  • 2008
    It's All Not So Tragic

    It's All Not So Tragic (2008)

    It's All Not So Tragic

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    For film historian Greg Connor, things haven’t been going well. He’s had mental problems ever since the day he ruined his chance at being a DVD commentator. During the featurette for a favorite noir classic, he committed an unspeakable, unnatural act...

    It's All Not So Tragic
  • 2016
    John Guitar

    John Guitar (2016)

    John Guitar

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    John Guitar